Sep 12
Does this sound like a good way to pass a test?
Hey altogether….I’m conducting a little experiment of my own that I’d liking to run by some of you all. I found out I have to take a drug test to get into school (AFTER I had a big blow-out last weekend w/my friends). After 6 days, I tried the dilution process (nearly a gallon of water) through one of those "At Home Drug Test" kits that you get at Walgreens (I think it’s made by Med4Home or something analogous that). I don’t know how accurate these tests really are, but according to the booklet, it says that even a very faint line indicates a negative inference. I took the test, and there was a very, VERY faint extended mark on the test cement, so according to the volume, I should be okay.
I didn’t really bestow credence to this result, so a friend of mine found every online service at which place you can ordain up your own test at single of the Labcorp testing facilities (no teacher’s order required). You pay for the test in advance ($55) and they email you a lab form that you take to the testing facility. You can use an alias and they aren’t supposed to implore you for ID or personal information, as in that place is no chain of custody required for samples from this company, in the way that it should be completely anonymous. I got up this morning and drank over a gallon of water, 3 cups of tea, 2 cups of coffee, plus 14 oz of beef broth (to try and add more protein/creatine to the animal-water sample). I peed before I left the building and it was very clear, so I put a couple drops of yellow food color on the underside of my "urinary appendage" and dried it using a hair dryer (even though I normally shave my head, I still have one for putting steady that shrink-wrap window insulation in the winter time).
I was not observed at the facility, and in the rear of filling the cup, I dipped the cessation of my "urinary appendage" in the urine to reconstitute just enough food coloring to color the sample a decent shade of yellow. I should get the results tomorrow or the next day, which I will report back on. Keep in mean, this test was a "trial" test for my concede information, before I take the actual test for admonish, in the same state even suppose that it comes back positive, nobody should know nevertheless me.
Does anybody reading this have any faith that this might really work? I just found this station about a half hour ago (which is fantastic, by the way…never knew there was such a thing), and I’ve already seen a couple other suggestions on here that I would like to put to the test also. I hate the thought of having to give up my favorite vice to minister to school, but those are the rules, and until we can finally get it legalized, I guess that’s a decision I will have to make.
More to advance….expressions of gratitude for any input.
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